International Relations as Depicted by Cats

Anonymous asked: have you seen the ISIL cats twitter? the world is a weird place

tbh catfighting would be preferable to genocide and drone strikes

(quick someone write some super angsty f!obama/f!al-Baghdadi femslash… for world peace)

so apparently our foreign policy is snark and fighter jet patrols?

  • maliki: I have so many friends
  • maliki: so many
  • maliki:
  • maliki:
  • maliki: *cries*

Anonymous asked: Can we get some ircats for Gaza and the Ukrainian situation... Maybe Malaysia and the airlines too!

I don’t think our cats are telegenic enough for netanyahu

Condolences to the washington intern about to get hella fired for the CIA station chief in Afghanistan snafu