tbh catfighting would be preferable to genocide and drone strikes
(quick someone write some super angsty f!obama/f!al-Baghdadi femslash… for world peace)
so apparently our foreign policy is snark and fighter jet patrols?
I don’t think our cats are telegenic enough for netanyahu
Condolences to the washington intern about to get hella fired for the CIA station chief in Afghanistan snafu